3 Badge Enology Zinfandel, Old Vine, Plungerhead, Lodi, 2015, 750 Millilitre, $16.99

Just call me Plungerhead, he sighed with an audible eye roll. Our friend Edgar B. Plongerheid was fed up with the crooked misspellings and constant mispronunciations of his surname for the umpteenth time. Coincidence? Hardly. Look, we know Eddie's a weird dude, but he's our weird dude. Remember, this guy's a character. And, most importantly, he knows life shouldn't be taken too seriously. Wines of character, for characters. 3badge.com. 15.5% alc/vol. Vinted & bottled by 3 Badge Beverage Corp. Napa, CA 94558.

Fulton Chill City Chugger 12 Pack Cans, 12 Ounce, $12.99

Chill City Chugger 12 Pack Cans

The Dreaming Tree Crush, 750 Millilitre, $13.99

Crush

Decoy Red Blend, 750 Millilitre, $24.99

Red Blend

Apothic Crush Red Wine Blend 750ml , 750 Millilitre, $10.49

Apothic Crush is a luscious blend that exudes silky sophistication. This signature soft red blend features abundant notes of dark black fruit like black cherry and raspberry, complemented by aromas of caramel and milk chocolate. Ideal for a night in with friends, it pairs beautifully with grilled meats, aged cheeses, and spiced desserts. As the day winds down and the evening sets in, let Apothic Crush enhance the depth of your post-dinner conversation.

Murphy's Beer, Stout, 4 Each, $7.99

Pasteurized beer. Enjoy Murphy's responsibly. Brewers and allied trades exhibition. Manchester 1895. Allied Traders: Dublin exhibition 1892. Brewed using only the top ingredients.

TRUE Muddler, Natural Wood, Smash, 9 Inch, 1 Each, $4.49

Contour handle. 9 inch length. Crush on you. Tall and natural muddler seeks fresh juicy produce to crush on. Our saw-tooth muddler is the tool you have been searching for. The long handle allows you to muddle in a tall glass or tin. Use mint, limes, cherries or a creative combination to make any cocktail burst with love. Saw-tooth edge. www.truefabrications.com. Made in Taiwan.

Ruffino Chianti, 750 Millilitre, $12.99

Chianti

Freakshow Red, 750 Millilitre, $16.99

Red

Layer Cake Primitivo, Puglia - Italy, 2007, 750 Millilitre, $13.99

a.k.a. Zinfandel. Puglia - Indicazione Geografica Tipica. One hundred percent pure. My old grandfather made and enjoyed wine for 80 years. He told me the soil in which the vines lived were a layered cake. He said the wine, if properly made, was like a great layer cake, fruit, mocha and chocolate, hints of spice and rich, always rich. Never pass up a layer cake, he would say. I have always love those words. - A. Orlando. Selected by Pure Love Wines. Alcohol 13.5% by vol. Product of Italy.

Cakewalk Paper Bag, 1 Each, $3.99

Paper Bag

Toppling Goliath Pompei 4 Pack, 16 Fluid ounce, $11.99

Pompei 4 Pack

Don Fulano Blanco Tequila 750ml , 750 Millilitre, $54.99

Clear with bright silver linings. Floral and spicy grilled pineapple and dried apple-like agave aromas have a waxy edge. A smooth entry leads to a dry-yet-fruity medium-bodied palate with dried harvest and tropical fruit, grilled pepper, and wet stone flavors. Finishes with a long, tongue-warming mineral, white pepper, and grilled citrus fade. A lively and beautiful Blanco.​

Castle Danger Cooler by the Lake Variety Pack Bear, 12 Pack Cans, 144 Fluid ounce, $19.99

3 cans of each flavor: Honey Raspberry Wheat, Orange Cream Ale, Grapefruit Ode IPA, Sea Salt & Lime Lager

Phantom Proprietary Red, 750 Millilitre, $16.99

Proprietary Red

Firestone Walker Mind Haze Hazy Tropical/Brain Melter/Cosmic Crusher Hazy Pack Beer, 12 Each, $18.99

Hazy Tropical/Brain Melter/Cosmic Crusher Hazy Pack Beer

Spaten Optimator Bock 6 Pack Bottles, 12 Fluid ounce, $10.49

Optimator Bock 6 Pack Bottles

Flying Embers Orange Passion Mimosa 6 Pack, 72 Fluid ounce, $16.49

Orange Passion Mimosa 6 Pack

Yellow Tail Pure Bright Pinot Grigio, 750 Millilitre, $5.50

Great Taste: Only 80 calories per serving. Vegan. Lower in calories & lower in alcohol (Compared to (yellow tail) pinot grigio). [Yellow Tail] Pinot Grigio: 107 calories; 1.4 carbs; 0 protein; 0 fat; [Yellow Tail] Pure Bright Pinot Grigio: 80 calories; 1.6 carbs; 0 protein; 0 fat. With only 80 calories per serving and just 8.5% alc/vol, Pure Bright is a specially crafted wine that's bursting with flavor. This Pinot Grigio is fresh and zesty with juicy apple, pear and passionfruit flavors. [Yellow Tail] Pure Bright pinot grigio 8.5% alc/vol compared to [yellow tail] pinot grigio 11.5% alc/vol. www.yellowtialwine.com. 8.5%alc/vol. 17 Produced by Casella Family Brands. Product of Australia - South Eastern Australia.

Boneshaker Lodi Zinfandel Red Wine 750ml , 750 Millilitre, $16.99

California's magnetic call has always drawn visionaries, explorers and freedom seekers. Early on, the journey was never easy, often requiring months of boneshaking travel across unforgiving terrain. While the quest for gold may have driven these early pioneers, it was California's climate, resources and fertile soils that made it home. Life was good, and those whole endured worked the land to plant vineyards of hearty Zinfandel. Today, many of these old vine vineyards remain, producing California's bold, signature style Zinfandel. Boneshaker celebrates those who aspire to bring dreams to life. Expressive and full bodied, this juicy Zinfandel has flavors of plum, boysenberry, dark chocolate, and hints of vanilla and oak. Best paired with lasagna, BBQ ribs or your favorite pizza.

On the Rocks Prepared Cocktails, 375 Millilitre, $11.99

Take it east-coast easy with this sweet and sophisticated sip. The spicy complexity of Basil Hayden Dark Rye is perfectly balanced with the fruity notes of sweet vermouth and the acidity of Bitters. The result is a flavor experience a hundred stories high. Try the OTR Basil Hayden Manhattan Cocktail today!

19 Crimes Red Blend, Reserve, The Warden, 750 Millilitre, $15.99

Red Blend, Reserve, The Warden

Don Miguel Gascon Argentina Malbec Red Wine 750ml, 750 Millilitre, $15.99

Don Miguel Gascon Malbec opens with intense aromas of blackberry, dark plum and a hint of mocha. Dark fruit nuances intertwine with notes of black spice and chocolate to create a magnificent, full bodied Malbec wine. Round tannins and a plush mouthfeel lead the way to a long, velvety finish. This highly versatile wine pairs well with traditional Argentinian meat dishes and cheeses. Enjoy this Argentinian Malbec at your next outdoor party or during a cozy night in. Gascon wines reflect Argentina's rich winemaking history and the vibrant culture of the country.

14 Hands Stampede Red Blend, Columbia Valley, 750 Millilitre, $10.99

The Measure of Great Wine: Like the untamed horses of the Columbia Valley that stood a modest 14 Hands in height, our wild and wonderful wine packs a lot of character into a mere 750 ml bottle.

Ramos Pinto Porto Ruby, 25.4 Fluid ounce, $15.99

Freakshow Zinfandel, 750 Millilitre, $16.99

Zinfandel

Ruffino Pinot Grigio, 750 Millilitre, $12.99

Pinot Grigio

Urban Growler Porter De-Lovely 4 Pack , 64 Fluid ounce, $10.99

Porter De-Lovely 4 Pack

Murphy Goode Red Wine, California, 2013, 750 Millilitre, $12.99

Family owned. Est. 1985. Finest brand wines raised & made in California. This red blend gives us the opportunity to handcraft a balanced, bold wine that shows off the unique character of California. A layered blend from some of our favorite vineyards. We vary the composition each vintage until it's perfect. Perfect with food. Perfect with friends. Perfect for every day. Tasting Notes: cherry, raspberry, blueberry. murphygoode.com. 13.5% alc/vol. Vinted and bottled by Murphy-Goode Winery, Santa Rosa, CA. Vinted in USA.

Yellow Tail Pinot Grigio, Pure Bright, 1.5 Litre, $10.49

With only 80 calories per serving and just 8.5% alc/vol, Pure Bright is a specially crafted wine that's bursting with flavor. This Pinot Grigio is fresh and zesty with juicy apple, pear and passionfruit flavors. [Yellow Tail] Pure Bright pinot grigio 8.5% alc/vol compared to [yellow tail] pinot grigio 11.5% alc/vol.