3 Badge Enology Zinfandel, Old Vine, Plungerhead, Lodi, 2015, 750 Millilitre, $16.99

Just call me Plungerhead, he sighed with an audible eye roll. Our friend Edgar B. Plongerheid was fed up with the crooked misspellings and constant mispronunciations of his surname for the umpteenth time. Coincidence? Hardly. Look, we know Eddie's a weird dude, but he's our weird dude. Remember, this guy's a character. And, most importantly, he knows life shouldn't be taken too seriously. Wines of character, for characters. 3badge.com. 15.5% alc/vol. Vinted & bottled by 3 Badge Beverage Corp. Napa, CA 94558.

Murphy-Goode Zinfandel Liars Dice, 750 Millilitre, $21.99

Zinfandel Liars Dice

Toppling Goliath Psuedo Sue APA 4 Pack, 16 Fluid ounce, $11.99

Psuedo Sue APA 4 Pack

Ruffino Modus Toscana, 750 Millilitre, $25.99

Modus Toscana

Apothic Crush Red Wine Blend 750ml , 750 Millilitre, $10.49

Apothic Crush is a luscious blend that exudes silky sophistication. This signature soft red blend features abundant notes of dark black fruit like black cherry and raspberry, complemented by aromas of caramel and milk chocolate. Ideal for a night in with friends, it pairs beautifully with grilled meats, aged cheeses, and spiced desserts. As the day winds down and the evening sets in, let Apothic Crush enhance the depth of your post-dinner conversation.

TRUE Muddler, Natural Wood, Smash, 9 Inch, 1 Each, $4.49

Contour handle. 9 inch length. Crush on you. Tall and natural muddler seeks fresh juicy produce to crush on. Our saw-tooth muddler is the tool you have been searching for. The long handle allows you to muddle in a tall glass or tin. Use mint, limes, cherries or a creative combination to make any cocktail burst with love. Saw-tooth edge. www.truefabrications.com. Made in Taiwan.

Ruffino Chianti, 750 Millilitre, $12.99

Chianti

Freakshow Red, 750 Millilitre, $16.99

Red

Line 39 Red Blend, California, 750 Millilitre, $8.99

Our commitment to honest flavor drives everything we do-from sourcing California's best grapes to ensuring every varietal tastes true to its nature. Concentrated aromas of blackberry jam, mocha, toasted oak and rich flavors of plum, dark chocolate, sweet vanilla with a lingering finish.

Beringer Red Crush, California, 750 Millilitre, $6.49

Red blend. Established 1876. 12-time top 100 winery of the year. - Wine & Spirits. Notes: Ripe, juicy aromas and flavors of raspberry and strawberry with a hint of oak and a smooth, velvety finish. Food: Great with grilled meats and vegetables, BBQ, and spicy cuisines. www.berringer.com. Enjoy responsibly. Alc. 13.0% b vol. Vinted and bottled by Beringer Vineyards Napa, CA.

Cakewalk Paper Bag, 1 Each, $3.99

Paper Bag

Toppling Goliath Pompei 4 Pack, 16 Fluid ounce, $11.99

Pompei 4 Pack

Don Fulano Blanco Tequila 750ml , 750 Millilitre, $54.99

Clear with bright silver linings. Floral and spicy grilled pineapple and dried apple-like agave aromas have a waxy edge. A smooth entry leads to a dry-yet-fruity medium-bodied palate with dried harvest and tropical fruit, grilled pepper, and wet stone flavors. Finishes with a long, tongue-warming mineral, white pepper, and grilled citrus fade. A lively and beautiful Blanco.​

Lagunitas Brewing Co Beer, Maximus, Colossal IPA, 6 Each, $10.49

Beer, Maximus, Colossal IPA

Castle Danger Cooler by the Lake Variety Pack Bear, 12 Pack Cans, 144 Fluid ounce, $19.99

3 cans of each flavor: Honey Raspberry Wheat, Orange Cream Ale, Grapefruit Ode IPA, Sea Salt & Lime Lager

Phantom Proprietary Red, 750 Millilitre, $16.99

Proprietary Red

Seedlip Spirits, Spice 94, Aromatic, 700 Millilitre, $29.99

Distilled non-alcoholic spirits. No artificial flavours. No sugar. Sugar free. No sweetener. What to drink when you're not drinking. Distilled non-alcoholic botanical drink bottled in England. Seedlip: The world's first distilled non-alcoholic spirits. A complex, aromatic blend of individually copper pot distilled barks, spices & citrus peels based on methods & botanicals documented in the Art of Distillation, published in London in 1651. The art of nature. Design by Pearlfisher. SeedlipDrinks.com. Manufactured in UK.

Yellow Tail Pure Bright Pinot Grigio, 750 Millilitre, $5.50

Great Taste: Only 80 calories per serving. Vegan. Lower in calories & lower in alcohol (Compared to (yellow tail) pinot grigio). [Yellow Tail] Pinot Grigio: 107 calories; 1.4 carbs; 0 protein; 0 fat; [Yellow Tail] Pure Bright Pinot Grigio: 80 calories; 1.6 carbs; 0 protein; 0 fat. With only 80 calories per serving and just 8.5% alc/vol, Pure Bright is a specially crafted wine that's bursting with flavor. This Pinot Grigio is fresh and zesty with juicy apple, pear and passionfruit flavors. [Yellow Tail] Pure Bright pinot grigio 8.5% alc/vol compared to [yellow tail] pinot grigio 11.5% alc/vol. www.yellowtialwine.com. 8.5%alc/vol. 17 Produced by Casella Family Brands. Product of Australia - South Eastern Australia.

On the Rocks Prepared Cocktails, 375 Millilitre, $11.99

Take it east-coast easy with this sweet and sophisticated sip. The spicy complexity of Basil Hayden Dark Rye is perfectly balanced with the fruity notes of sweet vermouth and the acidity of Bitters. The result is a flavor experience a hundred stories high. Try the OTR Basil Hayden Manhattan Cocktail today!

19 Crimes Red Blend, Reserve, The Warden, 750 Millilitre, $15.99

Red Blend, Reserve, The Warden

Seedlip Non-Alcoholic Spirits, Garden 108, Herbal, 700 Millilitre, $29.99

Distilled non-alcoholic spirits. Nutrition Information: Per 100 g: 0 kJ/0 kcal energy. 0 g fat - of which saturates. 0 g carbohydrate - 0 g of which sugars. 0 g protein. 0 g salt. Per Portion/Unit (50 ml): 0 kJ/0 kcal energy. 0 g fat - of which saturates. 0 g carbohydrate - 0 g of which sugars. 0 g protein. 0 g salt. No sugar. What to drink when you're not drinking. Distilled non-alcoholic botanical drink bottled in England. Non-alcoholic, sugar free sweetener free, no artificial flavours. Design by Pearfisher. Seedlip: The world's first distilled non-alcoholic spirits. A complex, herbal blend of individually copper pot distilled hand-picked peas, homegrown hay & tradition English herbs based on methods & botanicals documented in the Art of Distillation, published in London in 1651. No sweetener. The art of nature. SeedlipDrinks.com. Manufactured in UK.

Don Miguel Gascon Argentina Malbec Red Wine 750ml, 750 Millilitre, $15.99

Don Miguel Gascon Malbec opens with intense aromas of blackberry, dark plum and a hint of mocha. Dark fruit nuances intertwine with notes of black spice and chocolate to create a magnificent, full bodied Malbec wine. Round tannins and a plush mouthfeel lead the way to a long, velvety finish. This highly versatile wine pairs well with traditional Argentinian meat dishes and cheeses. Enjoy this Argentinian Malbec at your next outdoor party or during a cozy night in. Gascon wines reflect Argentina's rich winemaking history and the vibrant culture of the country.

14 Hands Stampede Red Blend, Columbia Valley, 750 Millilitre, $10.99

The Measure of Great Wine: Like the untamed horses of the Columbia Valley that stood a modest 14 Hands in height, our wild and wonderful wine packs a lot of character into a mere 750 ml bottle.

Ramos Pinto Porto Ruby, 25.4 Fluid ounce, $15.99

Freakshow Zinfandel, 750 Millilitre, $16.99

Zinfandel

FitVine Red Blend, 750 Millilitre, $14.99

Red Blend

Murphy Goode Red Wine, California, 2013, 750 Millilitre, $12.99

Family owned. Est. 1985. Finest brand wines raised & made in California. This red blend gives us the opportunity to handcraft a balanced, bold wine that shows off the unique character of California. A layered blend from some of our favorite vineyards. We vary the composition each vintage until it's perfect. Perfect with food. Perfect with friends. Perfect for every day. Tasting Notes: cherry, raspberry, blueberry. murphygoode.com. 13.5% alc/vol. Vinted and bottled by Murphy-Goode Winery, Santa Rosa, CA. Vinted in USA.

Yellow Tail Pinot Grigio, Pure Bright, 1.5 Litre, $10.49

With only 80 calories per serving and just 8.5% alc/vol, Pure Bright is a specially crafted wine that's bursting with flavor. This Pinot Grigio is fresh and zesty with juicy apple, pear and passionfruit flavors. [Yellow Tail] Pure Bright pinot grigio 8.5% alc/vol compared to [yellow tail] pinot grigio 11.5% alc/vol.

Dos Hombres Mezcal Artesanal, Joven, 750 Millilitre, $52.99

Mezcal Artesanal, Joven

Schell's No Frills Beer, 12 Pack Cans, 144 Fluid ounce, $16.99

German Style Pilsner