3 Badge Enology Zinfandel, Old Vine, Plungerhead, Lodi, 2015, 750 Millilitre, $16.99

Just call me Plungerhead, he sighed with an audible eye roll. Our friend Edgar B. Plongerheid was fed up with the crooked misspellings and constant mispronunciations of his surname for the umpteenth time. Coincidence? Hardly. Look, we know Eddie's a weird dude, but he's our weird dude. Remember, this guy's a character. And, most importantly, he knows life shouldn't be taken too seriously. Wines of character, for characters. 3badge.com. 15.5% alc/vol. Vinted & bottled by 3 Badge Beverage Corp. Napa, CA 94558.

Murphy-Goode Zinfandel Liars Dice, 750 Millilitre, $21.99

Zinfandel Liars Dice

The Dreaming Tree Crush, 750 Millilitre, $13.99

Crush

Apothic Crush Red Wine Blend 750ml , 750 Millilitre, $10.49

Apothic Crush is a luscious blend that exudes silky sophistication. This signature soft red blend features abundant notes of dark black fruit like black cherry and raspberry, complemented by aromas of caramel and milk chocolate. Ideal for a night in with friends, it pairs beautifully with grilled meats, aged cheeses, and spiced desserts. As the day winds down and the evening sets in, let Apothic Crush enhance the depth of your post-dinner conversation.

Bogle Heritage Red, California, 750 Millilitre, $9.99

Heritage Red, California

Murphy's Beer, Stout, 4 Each, $7.99

Pasteurized beer. Enjoy Murphy's responsibly. Brewers and allied trades exhibition. Manchester 1895. Allied Traders: Dublin exhibition 1892. Brewed using only the top ingredients.

TRUE Muddler, Natural Wood, Smash, 9 Inch, 1 Each, $4.49

Contour handle. 9 inch length. Crush on you. Tall and natural muddler seeks fresh juicy produce to crush on. Our saw-tooth muddler is the tool you have been searching for. The long handle allows you to muddle in a tall glass or tin. Use mint, limes, cherries or a creative combination to make any cocktail burst with love. Saw-tooth edge. www.truefabrications.com. Made in Taiwan.

Freakshow Red, 750 Millilitre, $16.99

Red

Cakewalk Paper Bag, 1 Each, $3.99

Paper Bag

Topbox Red Blend Box, 3 Litre, $17.99

Red Blend Box

Castle Danger Cooler by the Lake Variety Pack Bear, 12 Pack Cans, 144 Fluid ounce, $19.99

3 cans of each flavor: Honey Raspberry Wheat, Orange Cream Ale, Grapefruit Ode IPA, Sea Salt & Lime Lager

Firestone Walker Mind Haze Hazy Tropical/Brain Melter/Cosmic Crusher Hazy Pack Beer, 12 Each, $18.99

Hazy Tropical/Brain Melter/Cosmic Crusher Hazy Pack Beer

Seedlip Spirits, Spice 94, Aromatic, 700 Millilitre, $29.99

Distilled non-alcoholic spirits. No artificial flavours. No sugar. Sugar free. No sweetener. What to drink when you're not drinking. Distilled non-alcoholic botanical drink bottled in England. Seedlip: The world's first distilled non-alcoholic spirits. A complex, aromatic blend of individually copper pot distilled barks, spices & citrus peels based on methods & botanicals documented in the Art of Distillation, published in London in 1651. The art of nature. Design by Pearlfisher. SeedlipDrinks.com. Manufactured in UK.

Yellow Tail Pure Bright Pinot Grigio, 750 Millilitre, $5.50

Great Taste: Only 80 calories per serving. Vegan. Lower in calories & lower in alcohol (Compared to (yellow tail) pinot grigio). [Yellow Tail] Pinot Grigio: 107 calories; 1.4 carbs; 0 protein; 0 fat; [Yellow Tail] Pure Bright Pinot Grigio: 80 calories; 1.6 carbs; 0 protein; 0 fat. With only 80 calories per serving and just 8.5% alc/vol, Pure Bright is a specially crafted wine that's bursting with flavor. This Pinot Grigio is fresh and zesty with juicy apple, pear and passionfruit flavors. [Yellow Tail] Pure Bright pinot grigio 8.5% alc/vol compared to [yellow tail] pinot grigio 11.5% alc/vol. www.yellowtialwine.com. 8.5%alc/vol. 17 Produced by Casella Family Brands. Product of Australia - South Eastern Australia.

On the Rocks Prepared Cocktails, 375 Millilitre, $11.99

Take it east-coast easy with this sweet and sophisticated sip. The spicy complexity of Basil Hayden Dark Rye is perfectly balanced with the fruity notes of sweet vermouth and the acidity of Bitters. The result is a flavor experience a hundred stories high. Try the OTR Basil Hayden Manhattan Cocktail today!

Seedlip Non-Alcoholic Spirits, Garden 108, Herbal, 700 Millilitre, $29.99

Distilled non-alcoholic spirits. Nutrition Information: Per 100 g: 0 kJ/0 kcal energy. 0 g fat - of which saturates. 0 g carbohydrate - 0 g of which sugars. 0 g protein. 0 g salt. Per Portion/Unit (50 ml): 0 kJ/0 kcal energy. 0 g fat - of which saturates. 0 g carbohydrate - 0 g of which sugars. 0 g protein. 0 g salt. No sugar. What to drink when you're not drinking. Distilled non-alcoholic botanical drink bottled in England. Non-alcoholic, sugar free sweetener free, no artificial flavours. Design by Pearfisher. Seedlip: The world's first distilled non-alcoholic spirits. A complex, herbal blend of individually copper pot distilled hand-picked peas, homegrown hay & tradition English herbs based on methods & botanicals documented in the Art of Distillation, published in London in 1651. No sweetener. The art of nature. SeedlipDrinks.com. Manufactured in UK.

14 Hands Stampede Red Blend, Columbia Valley, 750 Millilitre, $10.99

The Measure of Great Wine: Like the untamed horses of the Columbia Valley that stood a modest 14 Hands in height, our wild and wonderful wine packs a lot of character into a mere 750 ml bottle.

Ramos Pinto Porto Ruby, 25.4 Fluid ounce, $15.99

Gemma di Luna Pinot Grigio, Delle Venezie, 750 Millilitre, $14.99

The Italian Luxury Collection. Gemma di Luna presents a charmingly seductive wine meticulously crafted from carefully harvested Italian Pinot Grigio grapes. Perfect for everyday enjoyment, you will love how the refreshing citrus flavors and tropical fruit aromas indulge your senses.

Ruffino Pinot Grigio, 750 Millilitre, $12.99

Pinot Grigio

Topbox Pinot Grigio Box, 3 Litre, $17.99

Pinot Grigio Box

Bud Light Seltzer Seltzer Variety Pack, Hard Seltzer, Gluten Free, 24 Pack, 12 FL OZ Slim Cans, 5% ABV, 24 Each, $28.99

Bud Light Seltzer is an easy drinking hard seltzer with a hint of delicious fruit flavor. This variety pack includes black cherry, lemon lime, strawberry and mango flavored hard seltzers. These hard seltzer drinks are made with a unique 5 step filtration process to ensure a clean, refreshing finish with no lingering aftertaste. Thanks to natural carbonation and quality ingredients like sparkling water, real cane sugar and natural fruit flavor, these hard fruit drinks are light, bubbly and made to deliver the most refreshing taste possible. Each serving of Bud Light Seltzer has 100 calories, less than 1 gram of sugar and 2 grams of carbs. These gluten free alcohol drinks have a 5% ABV and are made with no artificial flavors. The slim cans of seltzer are easy to hold, store and transport. Enjoy refreshing fruit alcohol beverages at outdoor gatherings or enjoy a hard flavored seltzer during any occasion.

Ghost Tequila, Spicy, Blanco, 750 Millilitre, $34.99

Tequila, Spicy, Blanco

TRUE Corkscrew, Winged, Soar, 1 Each, $7.49

Just wing it. Fast and foolproof, the winged corkscrew is a classic for a reason. Our Soar Winged Corkscrew features a classy chrome finish, self-centering worm and built-in bottle opener. Screw the corkscrew into the cork and then press down the lever arms to remove the cork in one easy motion. What can we say? It's pretty fly. Integrated bottle opener. All metal construction. Lever arms provide easy cork removal. www.truebrands.com. Made in China.

Dos Hombres Mezcal Artesanal, Joven, 750 Millilitre, $52.99

Mezcal Artesanal, Joven

Lift Bridge Apple Fritter Beer, 4 Pack, 64 Fluid ounce, $10.99

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Lolli Sweet Spiked Sweet Spiked Red Blend 750ml , 750 Millilitre, $12.99

Lolli Sweet Spiked Red Wine is a rich, fruit-driven red wine blend with a complex rush of flavors, a spirited hint of heat and smooth sweetness. A good sipping drink with just enough bite, Lolli Sweet Spiked has velvety notes of dark cherry, ripe blackberry and caramelized orange, accented by a dash of toffee and vanilla characteristics.

7 deadly Red, Lodi, 750 Millilitre, $14.99

7: Wrath. Greed. Envy. Vanity. Sloth. Gluttory. Lust. Sinful indeed. This wickedly delicious red wine just might lure you down the path of gluttonous pleasure. Crafted from grapes grown in the diverse and hallowed soils of the enviable Lodi Appellation, where greedy winemakers hunger to create hedonistically seductive wines. We've tempted evil's wrath and are eternally damned to deliver decadent wines like our 7 Deadly Red. Certified Green Sustainable Winegrowing Lodi Rules. Certified Sustainable Grape Growing by the Lodi Rules Program.

BuzzBallz Pineapple Colada Chillers, 187 Millilitre, $3.50

Pineapple Colada Chillers

Don Fulano Blanco Fuerte Tequila 750ml , 750 Millilitre, $64.99

Fuertes is the original over-proof; one of a kind, it is profoundly aromatic, full of spice and flavor and yet mellow with floral glimmers of Jasmin and orange blossom. It brings a direct connection with the agave fields, with its patient fermentation and distillation in copper alembics. Full bodied and complex ,it’s finish is full and prolonged.