3 Badge Enology Zinfandel, Old Vine, Plungerhead, Lodi, 2015, 750 Millilitre, $16.99

Just call me Plungerhead, he sighed with an audible eye roll. Our friend Edgar B. Plongerheid was fed up with the crooked misspellings and constant mispronunciations of his surname for the umpteenth time. Coincidence? Hardly. Look, we know Eddie's a weird dude, but he's our weird dude. Remember, this guy's a character. And, most importantly, he knows life shouldn't be taken too seriously. Wines of character, for characters. 3badge.com. 15.5% alc/vol. Vinted & bottled by 3 Badge Beverage Corp. Napa, CA 94558.

Murphy-Goode Zinfandel Liars Dice, 750 Millilitre, $21.99

Zinfandel Liars Dice

Toppling Goliath Psuedo Sue APA 4 Pack, 16 Fluid ounce, $11.99

Psuedo Sue APA 4 Pack

Decoy Red Blend, 750 Millilitre, $24.99

Red Blend

Apothic Crush Red Wine Blend 750ml , 750 Millilitre, $10.49

Apothic Crush is a luscious blend that exudes silky sophistication. This signature soft red blend features abundant notes of dark black fruit like black cherry and raspberry, complemented by aromas of caramel and milk chocolate. Ideal for a night in with friends, it pairs beautifully with grilled meats, aged cheeses, and spiced desserts. As the day winds down and the evening sets in, let Apothic Crush enhance the depth of your post-dinner conversation.

TRUE Muddler, Natural Wood, Smash, 9 Inch, 1 Each, $4.49

Contour handle. 9 inch length. Crush on you. Tall and natural muddler seeks fresh juicy produce to crush on. Our saw-tooth muddler is the tool you have been searching for. The long handle allows you to muddle in a tall glass or tin. Use mint, limes, cherries or a creative combination to make any cocktail burst with love. Saw-tooth edge. www.truefabrications.com. Made in Taiwan.

Line 39 Red Blend, California, 750 Millilitre, $8.99

Our commitment to honest flavor drives everything we do-from sourcing California's best grapes to ensuring every varietal tastes true to its nature. Concentrated aromas of blackberry jam, mocha, toasted oak and rich flavors of plum, dark chocolate, sweet vanilla with a lingering finish.

Toppling Goliath Pompei 4 Pack, 16 Fluid ounce, $11.99

Pompei 4 Pack

Topbox Red Blend Box, 3 Litre, $17.99

Red Blend Box

Don Fulano Blanco Tequila 750ml , 750 Millilitre, $54.99

Clear with bright silver linings. Floral and spicy grilled pineapple and dried apple-like agave aromas have a waxy edge. A smooth entry leads to a dry-yet-fruity medium-bodied palate with dried harvest and tropical fruit, grilled pepper, and wet stone flavors. Finishes with a long, tongue-warming mineral, white pepper, and grilled citrus fade. A lively and beautiful Blanco.​

Castle Danger Cooler by the Lake Variety Pack Bear, 12 Pack Cans, 144 Fluid ounce, $19.99

3 cans of each flavor: Honey Raspberry Wheat, Orange Cream Ale, Grapefruit Ode IPA, Sea Salt & Lime Lager

Phantom Proprietary Red, 750 Millilitre, $16.99

Proprietary Red

Yellow Tail Pure Bright Pinot Grigio, 750 Millilitre, $5.50

Great Taste: Only 80 calories per serving. Vegan. Lower in calories & lower in alcohol (Compared to (yellow tail) pinot grigio). [Yellow Tail] Pinot Grigio: 107 calories; 1.4 carbs; 0 protein; 0 fat; [Yellow Tail] Pure Bright Pinot Grigio: 80 calories; 1.6 carbs; 0 protein; 0 fat. With only 80 calories per serving and just 8.5% alc/vol, Pure Bright is a specially crafted wine that's bursting with flavor. This Pinot Grigio is fresh and zesty with juicy apple, pear and passionfruit flavors. [Yellow Tail] Pure Bright pinot grigio 8.5% alc/vol compared to [yellow tail] pinot grigio 11.5% alc/vol. www.yellowtialwine.com. 8.5%alc/vol. 17 Produced by Casella Family Brands. Product of Australia - South Eastern Australia.

14 Hands Stampede Red Blend, Columbia Valley, 750 Millilitre, $10.99

The Measure of Great Wine: Like the untamed horses of the Columbia Valley that stood a modest 14 Hands in height, our wild and wonderful wine packs a lot of character into a mere 750 ml bottle.

Alamos Red Blend Argentina Red Wine 750ml , 750 Millilitre, $11.99

Alamos Red Blend is a layered and approachable Argentinian red wine with aromas of blackberry and a touch of cinnamon. Fruit-forward notes of red apple, blackberry, and plum, and a structured hint of toasted spice, deliver a delightful long finish. Alamos wines offer rich complexity, grown in the Andes Mountains. Each 750ml wine bottle contains approximately 5 glasses of wine with 13.0% alcohol by volume.

Murphy Goode Red Wine, California, 2013, 750 Millilitre, $12.99

Family owned. Est. 1985. Finest brand wines raised & made in California. This red blend gives us the opportunity to handcraft a balanced, bold wine that shows off the unique character of California. A layered blend from some of our favorite vineyards. We vary the composition each vintage until it's perfect. Perfect with food. Perfect with friends. Perfect for every day. Tasting Notes: cherry, raspberry, blueberry. murphygoode.com. 13.5% alc/vol. Vinted and bottled by Murphy-Goode Winery, Santa Rosa, CA. Vinted in USA.

Yellow Tail Pinot Grigio, Pure Bright, 1.5 Litre, $10.49

With only 80 calories per serving and just 8.5% alc/vol, Pure Bright is a specially crafted wine that's bursting with flavor. This Pinot Grigio is fresh and zesty with juicy apple, pear and passionfruit flavors. [Yellow Tail] Pure Bright pinot grigio 8.5% alc/vol compared to [yellow tail] pinot grigio 11.5% alc/vol.

TRUE Corkscrew, Winged, Soar, 1 Each, $7.49

Just wing it. Fast and foolproof, the winged corkscrew is a classic for a reason. Our Soar Winged Corkscrew features a classy chrome finish, self-centering worm and built-in bottle opener. Screw the corkscrew into the cork and then press down the lever arms to remove the cork in one easy motion. What can we say? It's pretty fly. Integrated bottle opener. All metal construction. Lever arms provide easy cork removal. www.truebrands.com. Made in China.

Dos Hombres Mezcal Artesanal, Joven, 750 Millilitre, $52.99

Mezcal Artesanal, Joven

7 deadly Red, Lodi, 750 Millilitre, $14.99

7: Wrath. Greed. Envy. Vanity. Sloth. Gluttory. Lust. Sinful indeed. This wickedly delicious red wine just might lure you down the path of gluttonous pleasure. Crafted from grapes grown in the diverse and hallowed soils of the enviable Lodi Appellation, where greedy winemakers hunger to create hedonistically seductive wines. We've tempted evil's wrath and are eternally damned to deliver decadent wines like our 7 Deadly Red. Certified Green Sustainable Winegrowing Lodi Rules. Certified Sustainable Grape Growing by the Lodi Rules Program.

Don Fulano Blanco Fuerte Tequila 750ml , 750 Millilitre, $64.99

Fuertes is the original over-proof; one of a kind, it is profoundly aromatic, full of spice and flavor and yet mellow with floral glimmers of Jasmin and orange blossom. It brings a direct connection with the agave fields, with its patient fermentation and distillation in copper alembics. Full bodied and complex ,it’s finish is full and prolonged.

Charles Woodson's Intercept Red Blend, Paso Robles, 750 Millilitre, $21.99

Charles Woodson brings the same passion and hard work to his wine as his once-in-a-lifetime football career. With Intercept, the defensive great delivers a Paso Robles wine with diversity and complexity that reflects his own storied journey.

On The Rocks Cocktail, Premium, The Strawberry Daiquiri, 375 Millilitre, $9.99

Cocktail, Premium, The Strawberry Daiquiri

Don Julio Tequila, 375 Millilitre, $24.99

Drink responsibly. www.donjio.com. 40% Alc./Vol. Produced and Bottled by Diageo Mexico Comercializadora, S.A. De C.V. Porfio Diaz IZ, El Chichimeco, Atotonilco El Alto, Jalisco.

19 Crimes Red Blend, 750 Millilitre, $9.99

Red Blend

Oko Organic Pinot Grigio, 750 Millilitre, $10.99

Organic Pinot Grigio

Yellow Tail Big Bold Red, 1.5 Litre, $10.49

Crafted by the Casella Family. In the small Australian town of Tenda, the Casella family has been making wine for generations. It is here that [yellow tail] was created with a simple philosophy - to make great wines for everyone to enjoy. This [yellow tail] Big Bold Red is everything a great wine should be - fruity, rich and easy to drink. Flavors: dark fruits, spice and a touch of vanilla. Enjoy: with pepper steak and good conversation. Dry. www.yellowtailwine.com. 13.5% alc/vol. Imported by Deutsch Family Wine & Spirits, Stamford, CT. Product of Australia.

Master of Mixes Mixer, Mojito, 33.8 Ounce, $5.00

Truly Premium. Ask for real fruit. Made with premium lime & natural mint. With all-natural flavors. Contains 20% juice.

Don Julio Tequila, Blanco, 750 Millilitre, $42.99

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Hamms Beer, 30 Each, $17.49

Born in the land of sky blue waters. Brewed in the true family tradition from purest water and choicest barley malt, grain and hops. Since 1865. Celebrate responsibly. For consumer questions call 1-800-645-5376. Please recycle.