Duke Cannon Supply Co. Thick Body Wash, High-Viscosity, Naval Diplomacy

Duke Cannon Supply Co. Thick Body Wash, High-Viscosity, Naval Diplomacy, 17.5 Fluid ounce

$9.99$0.57/fl oz

Description

Smells like Naval Diplomacy: Fresh water. Musk. Bergamot. Shower Like a Grown Man: Fact: Teenage body washes are weak, watered down, and smell like a junior varsity locker room. Simply put, they don't get the job done. Hard-working men require a shower of substance to accomplish a full day's work. That's why Duke Cannon's Thick is formulated with a noticeably higher viscosity and built to work effectively on your body, not spew down the shower drain. Aquatic scent blends notes of fresh water, open air, and bergamot. Smells like Naval Diplomacy. Plant-based thickeners for superior lather. Mineral enriched to subtly exfoliate. Aloe vera to hydrate and protect. Bonus: No loofah required. 3x Thicker than teenage body wash. Naturally derived fragrance. Paraben, phthalate free. Not for clowns. Cruelty free. Never tested on animals. Just bad interns.

Ingredients

Water (Aqua), Sodium Lauryl Sulfate, Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Cocamidopropyl Hydroxysultaine, Glycerin, Acrylates Crosspolymer-4, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Aloe Barbadensis (Aloe Vera) Leaf Juice, Hydrated Silica, Acrylates/Steareth-20 Methacrylate Copolymer, Ethylhexylglycerin, Citric Acid, Polyquaternium-7, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Phenoxyethanol, Sodium Hydroxide, Sodium Chloride, Blue 1, Yellow 5, Red 33, Fragrance (Parfum).
Product Number: 00850003539973

Description

Smells like Naval Diplomacy: Fresh water. Musk. Bergamot. Shower Like a Grown Man: Fact: Teenage body washes are weak, watered down, and smell like a junior varsity locker room. Simply put, they don't get the job done. Hard-working men require a shower of substance to accomplish a full day's work. That's why Duke Cannon's Thick is formulated with a noticeably higher viscosity and built to work effectively on your body, not spew down the shower drain. Aquatic scent blends notes of fresh water, open air, and bergamot. Smells like Naval Diplomacy. Plant-based thickeners for superior lather. Mineral enriched to subtly exfoliate. Aloe vera to hydrate and protect. Bonus: No loofah required. 3x Thicker than teenage body wash. Naturally derived fragrance. Paraben, phthalate free. Not for clowns. Cruelty free. Never tested on animals. Just bad interns.
Product Number: 00850003539973